57 Memorable Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain (1835-1910) was a famous American author and humorist. He wrote the classic American novels The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Below are some famous Mark Twain quotes.

Mark Twain Quotes about Life

1. “The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain

2. “To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.” – Mark Twain

3. “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” – Mark Twain

4. “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain

5. “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” – Mark Twain

6. “There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded.” – Mark Twain

7. “Anyone who stops learning is old, whether twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing you can do is keep your mind young.” – Mark Twain

8. “Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.” – Mark Twain

9. “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” – Mark Twain

10. “Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.” – Mark Twain

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11. “Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” – Mark Twain

12. “I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” – Mark Twain

13. “Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” – Mark Twain

14. “Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.” – Mark Twain

15. “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.” – Mark Twain

16. “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” – Mark Twain

17. “Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.” – Mark Twain

18. “A person who won’t read has no advantage over one who can’t read.” – Mark Twain

19. ” ‘Classic’ – a book which people praise and don’t read.” – Mark Twain

20. “Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.” – Mark Twain

21. “A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” – Mark Twain

22. “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” – Mark Twain

23. “Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.” – Mark Twain

24. “Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.” – Mark Twain

25. “Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.” – Mark Twain

26. “Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.” – Mark Twain

27. “Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.” – Mark Twain

28. “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.” – Mark Twain

29. “Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.” – Mark Twain

30. “Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.” – Mark Twain

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31. “Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.” – Mark Twain

32. “The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.” – Mark Twain

33. “It’s no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.” – Mark Twain

34. “If it’s your job to eat a frog, it’s best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it’s your job to eat two frogs, it’s best to eat the biggest one first.” – Mark Twain

35. “Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.” – Mark Twain

36. “Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.” – Mark Twain

37. “Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work.” – Mark Twain

38. “Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.” – Mark Twain

39. “A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.” – Mark Twain

40. “Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.” – Mark Twain

41. “He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.” – Mark Twain

42. “The lack of money is the root of all evil.” – Mark Twain

43. “I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can’t find anybody who can tell me what they want.” – Mark Twain

44. “It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” – Mark Twain

45. “Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of joy you must have somebody to divide it with.” – Mark Twain

46. “Comparison is the death of joy.” – Mark Twain

47. “Every person is a book, each year a chapter.” – Mark Twain

48. “Education: that which reveals to the wise, and conceals from the stupid, the vast limits of their knowledge.” – Mark Twain

49. “If everyone was satisfied with himself, there would be no heroes.” – Mark Twain

50. “Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.” – Mark Twain

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51. “Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.” – Mark Twain

52. “Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.” – Mark Twain

53. “They did not know it was impossible so they did it.” – Mark Twain

54. “If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re mis-informed.” – Mark Twain

55. “I’ve lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.” – Mark Twain

56. “Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.” – Mark Twain

57. “If you love what you do you’ll never work another day in your life.” – Mark Twain

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